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C-3PO makes me laugh because you have to remember he was assembled by a child out of things from a scrap heap. Everything about him makes sense if you bear that in mind. Anakin wanted a droid who could help his mother, but the only AI package he could find was one somebody threw out for being too fussy. The combination of tweaking to give him a worried/caring personality makes him constantly anxious. A protocol droid comes with a fair amount of language packages, but why stop there? Somebody threw out like, three different galactic language dictionaries because they weren’t the recent edition. Just load ‘em all up. all of them, even the packs that contain things like ewok and a thousand variants of different manufacturers’ droid codecs. don’t add half the other requirements most legal protocol droids have included at the factory like emergency wipe protocols or shutdown failsafes, or programmed obsolescence. Build that sucker out of non-commercial materials that are already over a hundred years old and still good, tweak it to withstand tatooine of all places.
so now you have this droid that is over thirty years old and it could never be obsolete because it was never manufactured by anybody but a kid on a sand ball somewhere, it’s never running down because it was built to last on tatooine and there’s nothing programmed in to try and urge you to buy the latest model because there is no latest model. 3P0 is simultaneously totally useless yet hyper functional because he was not made according to any specs except “the best most toughest things possible to help my mom for a long long time on a hot desert planet”
“Someday, we’ll run into each other again, I know it. Maybe I’ll be older and smarter and just plain better. If that happens, that’s when I’ll deserve you. But now, at this moment, you can’t hook your boat to mine, because I’m liable to sink us both.”
(Source: hplyrikz.com, via hplyrikz)
Top 15 Albums of 2015
- Blurryface - Twenty One Pilots
- Tell Me I’m Pretty - Cage The Elephant
- Badlands - Halsey
- How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful - Florence + The Machine
- Dopamine - Børns
- How Do You Feel Now? - Joywave
- Our Own House - Misterwives
- Beneath The Skin - Of Monsters And Men
- Run - Awolnation
- Glitterbug - The Wombats
- Wilder Mind - Mumford And Sons
- Happy People - Peace
- What Went Down - Foals
- Yours, Dreamily, - The Arcs
- Smoke And Mirrors - Imagine Dragons
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just because it still makes you cry doesn’t mean you aren’t moving on
reblogging because I needed this today and someone else might too.
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“The thing about depression is you think you’re over it, but it’s 3 PM and you’re surrounded by your friends laughing about something stupid and you feel it, you feel the loneliness creeping in. You feel the sadness even though you’re laughing. You’re depressed and you don’t even know how to fix it.”
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